The 7’6”ers?

I couldn’t agree with you more about Deathcaps Porcuties.

Catnaps Bazongas

Ha! That would be like someone’s dad buying their wife lingerie on Mother’s Day.

6. I love itemizing paragraphs, don’t you?

Trust me, he’s into it. I wouldn’t get it for him if he wasn’t!

Someday in the distant future, this will be running on an endless loop on Drew’s digital grave marker.

My dad gets: Free lunch and a Home Depot gift card.

I’d take my dad to a Phillies game, but I love my dad.

Clearly you haven’t met my dad.

Shame on you, Leslie! Shame on all of you!

Philly fan here. I empathize with you, and with Buffalo fans and Seattle fans and even Atlanta fans. Yes, we did have a parade for our baseball team six-and-change years ago, but have you seen them lately? (I haven’t, because dear Lord it hurts my eyes to watch them.)

These painkillers are awesome.

Can I just ask — and I’m not disagreeing with you, I am by most accounts a fucking moron — whatever happened to Snarky Post? She was so good on Night Court!

And Saturday the Phillies get to come back and face these same Orioles at home. This should be fun!

That was Justin DeFratus. I'd say we won't be seeing much of him anymore, but that's wishful thinking if you're a Phillies fan.

Wow, this is like Endframe-level stupidity.

Injury: Stress fracture in right foot.

Oh, yeah.