LeBdrons are still considered hypothetical subatomic particles, at least until CERN can detect them.

wrapped in a trainwreck and dipped in a forest fire

I put it to you, Leslie — would you have sex with this robot? I thought so.

I bless your endeavor.

What’s a GM supposed to do?

Dude: Wikipedia.

Q: How many FIFA officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Undeadspin: Every writer’s half-eaten remains, assembled and reanimated.

My favorite part might be :53 into video #3...

“Well I’m M.C. Phil, and I’m here to say....”

Overtime games are decided by rap battles.

And this doesn’t even include all of the Star Trek/Star Wars/Avatar/Terminator/Mad Max sequels that are on their way!

“Heh, joke’s on them. They missed a few.” — JaMarcus Russell, reading his termination notice.

HELLO, I MUST BE GOING: FIFA FELLA FACES FORCED FAREWELL

“Empty” is not the same as “open,” Roger.