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It’s time for the New York Post Headline Game!

Just read your comment. I’ll, uh... be right back!

How oddly appropriate that Snyder has chosen to leave behind him a trail of tiers.

And yet I can’t get Howie Mandel to sign an empty bottle of Purell. What gives?

...but not this!

I may have used a misleading title, but something like this:

“I was at the stock market today, I did a business.”

As a man with less-than-presentable feet, sandals have not, nor will not, ever appear in my footwear collection.

It was French for “The Bron, The.”

Watching them, too.

“Hawking gay 4 that he know he can’t formulate a Unified Field Theory”

“SUNQUAKE: THE FAULT IN OUR STAR”

This headline gave me a headache.

This was supposed to be a medical device to cure all female complaints.

Looks like I’ve stumbled upon a loophole!

Words fail me. This is heart-wrenching.