This must be in the running for Most Depressing Web Site In History.

We don’t need your pity! We need your free agents and prospects.

+125 million

There’s a plan in place and we’re sticking with the plan. We can’t do what’s best for the fan.

She would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for that meddling Enterprise!

You guys are a couple of regular Brainiacs.

Astronomers are calling it the “Nasty 1,” but the hefty, rapidly aging star that shines in the center of the image above sure is beautiful

I'm 42 and right there with you, brother. Yard work has consequences the next morning.

I find this apology ironic, since for me Darren Rovell generates zero interest.

Not since “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels” have I seen a man beaten by a Dong that huge.

If you’re looking to avoid a yeast infection, yes.

Their national anthem is gory as hell!

Alright. Pick one. One.

It’s probably somehow appropriate to eat Jefferson Davis pie on Memorial Day, seeing as how it was based on a holiday to remember Confederate war dead.

That’s a whole lot of WTF for a children’s song.

So I suppose if he signed with New York I they’d be the Jetés, n’est-ce pas?

+un.

My favorite CFL team name has always been the Argonauts. That was Doug Flutie’s team for a while, wasn’t it?

You’re assuming they actually get to breed.