Microwaved bagels are nice for a chance of pace! Just saying.

This is the safest way to observe the Medusa Nebula:

There you go. He can also wrap whatever he touches in an anti-gravity bubble, making it easier to lift and less likely to fall apart under stress.

There are species of jellyfish that can basically do just that! It's some amazing shit, to be sure.

You mean besides flight, invulnerability, the strength to bench-press a mountain, heat vision and all those other unspectacular powers? :)

Just twist, and pull.

A Pirate fan, or a pirate fan?

/sets timer on cryogenic chamber to “2097”

Same here. #TeamPitching

Nice try, Barry, but I’m a Betta man than that.

+1 for the sheer meta goodness of that joke

Is he on the weever wire?

The Encyclopedia Britunaca.

I’m quite the master baiter.

With friends like you, who needs anemones?

Loria’s the perfect embodiment of a typical fish: Wherever he goes, he leaves a long trail of shit behind him.

There’s no catch! Just do it for the halibut.

It’s our sole porpoise in life.

“And with that, I’d like to introduce our new coach, Tim Salmon.”

“I thought we needed to scale back on the losing.”