I saw this in the theater. As in, I paid someone money for permission to see this.

Ricardo “Sizzle Chest” Montalban FTW

The story goes that the director had to have Shatner do multiple takes to get him to give a more natural performance.

Well, I’m not a very good one.

behind only self-gratification and operating a turn signal.

This.

CONSHY STRONG.

That is so rude. Doesn’t anyone use the word “please” anymore?

If the entire Deadspin staff were laid end to end, would I be a bit surprised?

“A TV Holocaust, or ‘On With The Shoah’,” by Bill Simmons

Shh!

On second thought, let’s not go to Grantland. It is a silly place.

He’s too busy running Kabletown now.

I mean if I went around saying I was editor-in-chief of Grantland, just because some white-shirted stiff lobbed a job offer at me, they’d put me away!

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical corporate ceremony!

Holy shit, that would be a trainwreck. This must happen.

Is the information behind this story accurate? NO ONE DENIES THIS?