It was the summer before my senior year. I had just gotten home from a Weezer concert at the Xcel Energy Center when my dad told me and my cousin that the game ended in a tie. I said, “Really? Who gives a shit? It’s an All-Star game...”

Notre Dame players think that they can simply apoligize during the last minute of the game all their personal fouls will magically disappear.

Not at all surprising coming from a shitbag program like notre dame

[head explodes]

Agreed.

More like “IRGIII.”

You forgot the part where all the picks they received in return turned into busts.

Jesus man, just slide once in your life. Save your body for the wide open spaces of a CFL field.

In the category of “Things I totally expected.”

Your move, Derek Rose.

I know it’s still way too early (and the Eagles were playing the Browns), but it would be the Brownsiest thing ever if the Browns made the smart move in trading away the second pick for a ton of future picks only to have that second pick (Carson Wentz) turn into a franchise quarterback.

I’m confused as to why not standing for the anthem is construed specifically as a sleight on the military. What about our nation’s dedicated public sector educators, or indeed the hard working folks at the IRS? Aren’t they just as entitled to be offended?

Not All Olds.

Any lighting?

So was the staph infection that plagued the Tampa Bay locker room in 2013.

A hurricane in January would be something.

A preseason game in a hurricane? Stupid waste of my time.