I think we should be more worried about this 4th swimmer who is attempting to swim all the way home

Now I’m not going to argue that you’re terrible people, but this is evidence that you’re not? I’m glad you’re not my criminal defense attorney.

Pool algae: Silent, but deadly.

I got so fired up about the Eagles after reading this that I threw batteries all over my office.

Is this some kind of viral marketing campaign for an “Angels In The Outfield” remake?

A much more interesting study would be why so many people are willing to participate in an actual, literal shit show in Brazil.

So you’d stay in Brazil if the cops actually kidnapped you?

Holy shit, this is strongly in the running for funniest thing I’ll see all day

That bull is getting laid tonight. Never will have to buy a drink at the bar ever again.

Pictured are the Cleveland players expected to take more snaps under center than RG3

That’s not even the most egregious thing about this...the Ravens were perfectly fine making a double murder suspect a team captain for more than a decade...but WEED?!?!?! No fucking way.

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years

How fucking stupid is it to take someone off your board because they smoke weed? ARGHHHH

You’re right, when will they learn to just use the official substance of the NFL, alcohol. After all, this country has a proud history of drunks.

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

The Orange monopolies still do very well in Expected Return