Who new money doesn't buy tast?

Thank you, that was breathtakingly beautiful, it reaffirms Frisco to my bucket list.

This mouth breather carries a list of bad life decisions on his face and I bet he won't stop there.

Hopefully that'll mean in future that they'll no longer be able to say all their business is done in Ireland, thus "avoiding" taxes in the UK, now if we can get some more taxes from Amazon and Apple everything will be peachy.

So....this isn't Florida?

"The earth is an oblate steroid" (Stephen Fry QI)

My thoughts exactly, as an employer I'd have to be mad to send someone with face tattoos to a customers house, visible tats are a potential life and career limiting decision and face tats 10,000% more so.

He went around to the other side to adjust his door mirror, not because he locked himself out, as when he walked back to the car you can see he opens the door.

"Do you have a favorite secret passage? Show us in the comments!"

But how am I going to get my iPhone in my pocket with this on it?

If I protect my most precious possession with that somebody will think I've got elephant Titus of the wedding tackle.

When that pussy says no, you know she means it.

Pedent alert!

Maybe he thinks lung cancer takes to long to kill you.

Probably a pelvis.

That's a bloody ridiculous price, what earthly reason can they give to justify that rip off price? What does it do that an ordinary tyre valve can do for 5% of the cost.

Either an arsehole and proud of it or proctologist.

Probably an old Boy Scout and that was his good deed for the day, it's never leaves you.

What's a seed bell?

I'm not defending the name but you could look at it as I'm a Comanche and I eliminate, now give me my country back you white MF's