In Russia cars don't eat up the road, the road eats up the cars.

Try counting the number of people's lives he put in jeopardy, I hope when he eventually gets out of hospital he's arrested, convicted and baned for life, that is if he hasn't done the world a favoure and made riding or driving an impossibility.

If only they'd painted the crackes a nice bright colour it would have made them so much easier to spot. :-)

If only they'd painted the crackes a nice bright colour it would have made them so much easier to spot. :-)

Beautiful, given the cash I'd have one in a heartbeat.

I took this in Venice last year.

The excellent driving of the ambulance driver deprived the child of a Darwin Award, never mind, its young and has plenty of time to try again.

We don't want him back, Pleeeeease keep him, we'll be your friends for ever.

That Nazi gold won't invest itself.

So they have a launch break.

Nice clean break, bit of welding, bit of Bondo and she'll be good to go.

DRAGON BOAT RACING
I can't recommend dragon boat racing too highly. I initially found my club, Thames Dragons, through meet up, I only intended to do it once but was hooked, it's been a revelation, having been put off team sports at school I avoided them ever since, I reached the age of fifty, unfit, fed up and fat…

DRAGON BOAT RACING
I can't recommend dragon boat racing too highly. I initially found my club, Thames Dragons, through meet up, I only intended to do it once but was hooked, it's been a revelation, having been put off team sports at school I avoided them ever since, I reached the age of fifty, unfit, fed up and fat…

I can't recommend dragon boat racing too highly. I initially found my club, Thames Dragons, through meet up, I only intended to do it once but was hooked, it's been a revelation, having been put off team sports at school I avoided them ever since, I reached the age of fifty, unfit fed up and fat (225lb) 6,1 eight…

Iron that towel with another one, rinse and repeat.

The above advice is fine apart from one thing, DONT! put your iron on high. There's no need and you could ruin your carpet, especially if it's a man made fibre. With 24 years of carpet cleaning experience, I've lost count of how many of my clients have used methods similar to described and regretted it, leaving a…

I'm a qualified carpet cleaner with 24 years experience of running my own company, whilst trying to rectify homeowners screw ups, if your tempted to try oxyclean and its anything like the product over here in the UK with a similar name, please be very careful it maybe ok on cheap manmade fibres but on carpets with a…

Its pretty light by today's standards, small car, not much in it other than the essentials , seats, wheel, peddles, gear stick, not much else. Don't try this with a new car unless you A/ want large bits of expensive plastic to come away in your hand and B/ your practiced in the Peter Griffin lifting technique,…

Its pretty light by today's standards, small car, not much in it other than the essentials , seats, wheel, peddles, gear stick, not much else. Don't try this with a new car unless you A/ want large bits of expensive plastic to come away in your hand and B/ your practiced in the Peter Griffin lifting technique,…

+1 , 25 years ago, it was my party piece, happy days, wonders why my 51yr old back hurts now (maybe I should take up Pilates).