If she holds a steady job then it shouldn't take too terribly long to save up for a decent enough beater, say around (depending where you live) $1500 or so. And this isn't me just bullshitting, because I did that in high school twice. I had a not particularly well paying job that I worked at roughly 20 hours per week…

Can we all agree that Michelle never existed in Destiny's Child? It was just Kelly and Beyonce right? RIGHT?

Like most things on this lovely website, there is a distinct double standard. Unibody pickup (Ridgeline) EWWW USELESS. El Camino/Holden Ute OH MA GAWD WANT

Not well.

The joys of GM ownership!

Easily tuned to over 300hp too. Definitely a pretty cool sleeper.

This look likes an alcoholic redneck's Mad Libs.

How do you reply to an anonymously written note left (probably) under a windshield wiper?

Sheezus Christ that's awful

Or, in my case, there's the 22 year-old heroin addict who is recently out of a 2 year prison stint. He also enjoys writing terrible songs and playing his out of tune acoustic guitar at odd hours of the night. It's a fun time, that.

I would watch that show

Random rooming assignments for freshman dorms is pretty much the worst thing ever right? Because the roommate you get will ALWAYS be a dick. He could be the nicest guy in the world, but to you, he's an asshole who wants to kill you or something

Should I DD one for funsies?

I'm late to this party, but as one of those cashiers that hates conversations with customers, you would (or perhaps wouldn't) be surprised at how many times my boss has talked to me about my demeanor. I'm not angry or anything, I just don't want to converse with Mr. Whogivesafuck about his life. Customers, and in turn…

There isn't a point. The Ranger is 90% the size of the F-150 and the cost of federalizing a powertrain that could give it better gas mileage than said F-150 would make it cost more than an F-150, and do so at lower profit margins. It makes no sense financially.

Hey now, my ZJ takes offense to that, kind sir

The begining of Cadillac's downfall occurred far, far before that. Decontenting in the late 60s/early 70s, the Brougham movement of the mid-70s that emphasized style over substance, the Seville, the 8-6-4, the HT4100... All before the Cimarron. 

I've grown fond of external oil coolers.

Well, the thing here is the new Ranger wouldn't really get appreciably better MPG than a 3.7/EcoBoost F-150. And it would be just about as expensive and, I think, 90% of the size. So it would be completely useless because it would probably offer the 2.0 EcoBoost and 3.7. They  would of course not offer the Global…

You're trying too hard there, homeboy.