Wait, no bride Lucina? Damn it, Nintendo! You had ONE JOB!

This article is a classical example of absurdity.

You’ve nailed it here. It’s always clear when someone views everything through the lens of race. It can really warp reality into something abhorrent. It’s super sad and I feel pity for anyone who sees the world in this contorted unrealistic way. IMO, a Brazilian character NOT having a soccer/football skin would be a…

This article is a classical example of absurdity.
Brazilian people love soccer more than religion.To them soccer is a religion. It is not a “black man” liking and being good at sports. It is a Brazilian who loves his country and his religion ( soccer ).

Yusuke needs to get a fucking job though.

No. If Nintendo released an official purple and grey SNES Switch, it would be the one you want to buy, but can’t because all retailers within 100 miles got a sum total of 7 in stock, and 5 of them went to the same guy, who is now selling them on eBay for about $1200.

Good point. That’s why this year’s multiplayer will let you die once — then you’ll never be able to play again.

Great, thanks, now I’m seriously worried about other shit.

Haru?

Actually got to buy a box of it from a japanese grocery here. Taste like a dense shortbread with mini fruit bits.

Her clothes do not blow off at the press of a button... it’s two buttons and you have to hold them down.

I won’t lie, I don’t care for the Picaro version. Not a fan of the ckeckerboard pattern.

Minor quibble: Arsene Lupin faces “Herlock Sholmes” rather than the actual Sherlock Holmes. I remember it being a fun read, but that was thirty years ago, so I can’t promise anything.

It’s also in stark contrast to his look in the real world.

Did you just say someone was cooler than Izanagi?

Breasts transcend language

No, this is how pornography is shown in Japan. I am being dead serious.