"Stop asking about Germany in 1933-1945! Nothing bad happened! Ve did not invade Poland, Ve vere invited! Punch was served, check with Poland!"

"She did not like that it would keep track of her typing, so she never used it."

I'm going to create a script to just paste this link every time someone asks if people "really?!" didn't know something.

What kind of dipshit cunt fucks his girl while drinking what seems to be a beer on camera, while streaming it live, and what kind of no-self steem woman allows it to happen? If you're going to stream, give a good show. Not something I could see on a backyard in Texas any weekend between cousins (not mine...…

I was really excited that it was the new COD set in WWII, I can't wait for an only PS4/X1 WWII game to come out. World at War was my favorite Call of Duty.

I often do the exact opposite of common sense, so it's always nice to get a reminder

This is truly a YMMV moment. When you say "classic earbuds" are you referring to the "shower head" iPod-style from Apple? That style severely hurts my ears. I've tried several of that style, and all are physically painful after just a few minutes. I found that styles like Skullcandy's in-ear models are extremely…

That's because "homophobic" isn't the right word to describe you. A more accurate word is "bigot", "asshole", or "anachronism".

So no, not even a little

Get out

Do not eat

remember that time your wii u ate your game?

Something something Sony something something PS+ something something lolxboxbreakingforfreegames something something death.

right then, let me know when Halo 5 gets a release, I'll get a branded box when it comes around.

Or you're contributing to rats evolving into stronger 55-gallon-drum-mad-max-beyond-thunder-dome champions that will laugh at your great great grandchildren for tying to dispose of them in the same manner.

You already got it :) it was called Red Dead Redemption.

Updated figure: 28,999,999 copies sold!

Fascinating. I'll alert the media.

I was invited to a party last month, held at a pretty high profile venue (as in there were soldiers at the gate). Unfortunately, I forgot to RSVP so was not on the guest list. Despite having no idea who was hosting the party, the soldiers let me in because I was polite, smartly dressed, and most importantly, acted…