Bonus pun points if they turn out to be a doctor or nurse!

I was going along fine, then it happened: "All of the sudden." And with that, I'm out. Desire to read further, destroyed.

"The theatre is down and to the left, enjoy your movie."

Classified's game reviews: Everything else is okay I guess.

I went to PAX this weekend, got a chance to try both out.

First Blacklight on the PS4. Frame rate was trash, I just upgraded to 120hz monitor and the sub 30 frames a second was painful.

Controller was amazing, I loved the new controller.

Second I played Forza on the XBO. Frame rate was better, still not great. I was…

Because of a fake tan and a dye job? Weak constitution you have there. Roll again.

Does this mean we can get PS4-branded crab juice?

Hmmmm.... you might want to have a read up about how corn works. From what I understand I think it tends to expand vertically over time, provided certain conditions are met ie precipitation and some other hidden stats.

For a month the convenice store in my school had a deal where you buy a bag of doritos and get a free mountain dew. That was a great month.

I though Rule #1 is to NEVER talk about things that stain your fingers orange!

Hmm, I think there is a file folder somewhere at Lifehacker HQ labeled "In Case of Writers Block". This folder is full of "Objects You Can Use as Coasters" articles. Stay tuned for "Repurpose old Floppy Disks as Coasters!" and "Don't Toss That Old Android Phone in the Landfill. It Makes a Great Coaster!", "Made the…

Elysium was a very, very good movie. I thought, when I saw it on launch day, it would be a MUCH bigger hit than it was. It literally has everything any fan of sci-fi is looking for. And yes, the art-design is second-to-none. This is the kind of movie you WISHED you had been alive to see. And now that you're alive, why…

I bet the photo is reversed. Nobody is left handed in real life.

Not compare myself to an orange.

It doesn't help because your comment is also a steaming pile of shit. Just because it is, go stick your melatonin pills up your ass.

Maybe you should wake your cat up. If mine starts getting rowdy during my sleeping hours, I don't let him sleep as much when I'm awake. Come bedtime, he's tired.

Tip: Free condiments and sauces are your friends from any fast food outlet. I've found that asking for extra Parmesan cheese or sauce packets came in handy for seasonings when I was cooking at the dorm.