Counterpoint, I can crack every finger at least two ways. At the middle phalanx and at the knuckle. Usually only takes about five minutes to reload too. My fingers are weird

God dammit... take your star

You can definitely slap a Fly to death. I mean it won’t be a quick and painless death like clapping it but it will definitely die. I know this from personal experience. I take a weird sadistic pleasure in smacking the ever living hell out of a fly whilst it is in flight. It usually crashes into a wall or piece of…

lol nice job with that headline there bud

Maybe we’re talking about actual juice vs like fake juice? Idk anything about grape juice but like Cranberry juice is freaking terrible. But Cranberry juice cocktail? delicious.

Dude...did you not read the report of what they found in his house? MJ had serious problems.

Ney isn’t a striker. Gabi Jesus is your more classic, poacher of goals, #9. Neymar is a winger. The last class striker Brasil has produced is probably Luis Fabiano. And that was a long time ago.

Male here, full disclosure, isn’t that the entire point? That if they STILL WANT to show off their bodies (just quoting you, those caps aren’t meant to be aggressive) then they should be able to do so free of any consequences, disapproving statements (such as yours), or the expectation that that is what they should…

here here

Are we only doing things that can or might actually happen? Bc Aliens man...Aliens. I feel like that’d be the best way. They invade, humanity as a whole decides that if we are to defeat this new alien scourge we must put aside our differences and band together. We go out fighting side by side, like badasses.

Not to the face. It was the rabbit punch style helmet hit from his own guy. You can even see his eyes roll back into his head if you watch the replay in slow-mo. It looks like a grazing hit at first but anything to the back of the head is dangerous. 

Freshman year, got housed with a football player. In addition to smelling sweaty pads and workout gear EVERY SINGLE DAY, I’d get back to a sock on the door handle at least 3 or 4 times a week, I worked so I got home late and therefore had no say in the matter. On these nights Id either crash with a friend or wait in…

Niners fan living in DC here. This is basically the bane* of my existence in the Fall. My 9ers are a cesspool of incompetency and nepotism and the Redskins are a dumpster fire with a racist name. Both owners are absolutely deplorable and there’s no end in sight. I hate the Fall bc i can’t look away.

This isn't quite the same. Obviously this isn't the two senior squads playing, obviously a gold medal isn't a world cup, and no this won't make any of us forget. But i feel as if I can speak for most Brasilians when I say that we just want to feel good about the state of our futbol again. This will help. A quick look…

It was a 3-1 loss but you know... googling scores is hard.

Here’s to your tickets, but there’s literally 0 chance we take second in a group with ecuador haiti and peru, even with that sorry squad Dunga is commanding.

Serious question, when people keep saying Kylo Ren is who Anakin was supposed to be, do you guys mean like acting and directing? I mean it stands to reason that the two characters are worlds apart. Anakin was a slave, he spent his childhood being abused and watching his mother be abused. He returned to see her killed…

4..... *EDIT* people have already said this...I should scroll down more often. Disregard this

Again not what I’m saying here. Where did I say I don’t think that Racism of all forms is bad and something we want to eliminate entirely? Of course it is this goes without saying. if you read my comment about talking to a solider about war maybe it will make more sense to you. You don’t just walk up to someone who’s…

“you are making this more of an issue than i think it really is..” this is your opinion, i see it all the time, apparently so does the author since he felt the need to address it as well. No one is trying to one up anyone here, my point was simply that I can’t stand when white people try to talk to me about the…