Isn't Dimensions full of expensive IAP?

OH CHRIST OH JEEZ

It's actually way more obvious why they didn't do it for the consumer consoles...it's because it's an employee console. It's literally an illustration of their logo being built. Because they built it.

Notch is being a child. A giant, whiny child. He includes the info that, why, they wanted his stuff on the Oculus, and he briefly descended from his throne to grant them a sliver of his masterpiece. Alas, O, what horror, Facebook entered the fray! Facebook, with their historically unstable history and unclear and…

I LOST IT at "Vodka Garbalski."

Thou shalt keep steadfast this mantra: "I am here to have fun."

What's up with the dual headsets? I've never understood this.

"Campaign" is actually "story-themed multiplayer matches." So, he was taking up a valuable player slot and doing less than the bots.

I grew up in rural New Jersey. It was a far shot from the New York horizon I see now, with hundreds of amber street lamps lighting up the sky, even painting the clouds a pale orange until the day breaks. In the pine barrens, we knew what real darkness was. Somehow, the one street lamp we had - its illumination…

How is this meeting them, really? Isn't he just recording them? The title made it seem as if there were interviews.

This guy has the most punchable face I've ever seen.

Ah, yes. Because people never have emotional responses to performances.

Someone paid $500 to have Shaq follow them on Instagram.

Thanks for ruining the punchline with the title...

New Words With Friends boasts a sleeker, more social experience and adds a new dictionary feature with audio pronunciations. Players' entire game history will be carried over from the original game to the new version.

I would not be surprised if this was concept art of an additional enemy or plotline, but it just ended up scrapped. And because they didn't have material for loading screens, they just threw old concept art at it, even if it didn't relate to the game.

Oh, so they're just done? That's it?

Really? That's a shame. I love zombies as a concept, but I put a lot of effort into avoiding the bad or even so-so imcarnations of it. There are too many to count.

Weird. The comic book would actually be exponentially more fun than the game.

Wow, I can't wait to fork over more of my cash. Maybe this time they'll find other features we desperately wanted and give it to gaming platforms that didn't get them to where they are as a company. Maybe I can even relive D3's launch day by shutting my router off and thus being locked out of a game I paid for.