"Locked at 30 FPS? There's no way that th- oh, it's a console game."

This video got hilarious in the last seven or so minutes. Some things he was saying had me rolling with laughter. I usually hate these kinds of videos, so good job on his part.

Oh, wow. I was looking to spend $10 on a game specifically with candy in the title, but I'm glad that King.com made it easy to see past the imposters.

Nice rhyme!

Right, but it certainly seems to have some sort of solid component to it (we can agree it's not just a glorified laser pointer). Unless it cuts right into your opponent, and your opponent stands perfectly still, it would totally swivel in your grip. And if it gets deflected? It could go to a 90 degree angle! So…

How would one wield that, anyway? Wouldn't it just swivel around the handle and not be of much use at all?

Good info! I was wondering why TSW's design was so bipolar. Everything makes so much sense now...

The thing about bugs is that a percentage of players can experience them. Sometimes it's high, sometimes it's low. You got a winning ticket, that's all.

You think Half-Life fans don't know the number 3? Hold on. I have one in captivity.

I'm glad to see they're taking the current "uncool and irrelevant" Sonic design and pushing it to the limit.

You know, I played TSW obsessively a while ago. From the cool stories to the memorable characters and, jeez, I've always wanted to explore Maine (and a zombie-filled one at that), it was just the best MMO I'd ever played.

What the fuck did I just watch

Part of me really, really wishes that they see piracy rates of 50% or more. I'm so tired of them taking years to get a half-assed port of a popular game to PC. And then, of course, I bet it'll be released for $60 two years from now.

No, what's hurting your hardware sales is your hardware. Nintendo is going delusional.

Wrist strap detected. Good on you.

Nope! Lovingly written just for you.

Nope. I typed it so that maybe you'd have a little perspective.

GLars, one day you're going to die, and all of your memories - all of the happiest ones, and the saddest ones, and everything in-between, will be gone. All the difficulties in life that you've overcome, and the effects they've had on you, will be rendered meaningless. There's an actual, tangible number of breaths that…

And the language you resort to using in lieu of a valid point demonstrates your intellect. I'm an idiot for thinking Nintendo games will be on iOS? The article clearly states they will be. Platformers on an iPad? We're not talking about them, but okay. The platformer genre is actually thriving on iOS, regardless of…

To think that they have the nerve. "Yeah, D3 won't work offline because of the auction house and how it's so integral to the game." "Yeah, we'll remove money from the AH. Still can't have offline though."