LOL Wikipedia. I know what canon actually is, and if you can read that sentence and not see the massive logical fallacy that it contains then there might be no hope for you. Think about it very carefully now. Also if you want, read 'The Death of the Author' by Professor Roland Barthes. In short though, Me> Than the…

I don't have to prove anything. Nor do I want to. Metroid Other M, meaning Mother apparently, was the most disastrous sequel that I can think of over this last generation. Though I suppose someone thoughtless enough to confuse fictional occurrences with the term 'canon' might be on the level of finding it enjoyable.

Yes, use the word 'canon' to describe a fictional situation and assume we have not played Other M. That is the best way to convince us you are smurt.

Bravo to you for having a screen name based on a rather good Neal Stephenson novel.

Tactical deployment of aardvarks and dodos can be very potent if done properly.

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Damnit. You beat me to it!

'Merica!

I still think Ubisoft is insane. Completely bonkers. 1) They are planning 'ten years' of sequels for Watch Dogs, a game that is still months away from release, and we assume not even finished at the time they made that statement. What happens if it bombs in this tremendously crowded fall? 2) They are working on four…

Really Really. Better than Castlevania, Silent Hill, and Metal Gear. I have played them all, and Suikoden is the best. Read the article and it should help explain it.

Reminds me of Chrono Trigger, where the character Toma asked you to pour out a soda pop over his grave if he did not make it back alive. "Sir, I think that is enough Soda for you today." "Shut your pie hole! I can quit anytime!"

I have already decided on our Army Chef:

Yes, I am sure one of them will involve video games eventually.

Perspective has nothing to do with it. You cannot have a shape with equal surface area on both its inner and outer circumference. So says pi. In order to accomplish that, you need to bend space-time in quantum mechanics. This is simple physics, and I do not see why you think I am full of myself.

In projections where it can be assumed that the shape of the torus distorts space-time, it is called a projection distortion. However, it is a bit much to assume that curvature of these worlds result in a space-time contortion. That is really only a valid theory when looking at spaces larger than a galaxy.

No. This is not true. It is disproved by the fact that navigating the outer circumference would apparently take a longer distance than the inner circumference. Whereas there is no indication of this being the case in-game.

lol. Well, I never had a Saturn, so I am biased! Anyway, let's just agree that both games are great and there is room enough in the world for both of them.

Now if we can just get you to nail your Suikoden predictions, we will be set!