"...but all of my friends with manuals refuse to teach me..."

Come down from your fucking high horse. You think this is "hideous" (an adjective you used 4 times in a 3 paragraph article...nice vocabulary). You must not have seen many custom Camaros. It may not be the prettiest thing I've ever seen but a lot of time, effort, and creativity went into creating this. Can you at…

Oh, OK. So, this is what Jalopnik is about now? Cool.

"This wrecked Lexus IS-F gave its life so you can read about what it's like to drive an IS-F.

I read every word and it was magnificent.

Aston Martin did it!

You know how people talk about TVR and how there was a good chance you'd die every time you drove one? People talk about the Tracker the same way, just not as romantically.

Geo Tracker 2 door soft top with a 5 speed.

Can't be bothered looking through the other posts... This has probably already been mentioned: Subaru SVX

NO, YOU!!

This isn't asshattery at all. The driver parked well far enough away. If this was in the first 10 rows then, yes, he/she's a dickbag. But, I am perfectly fine with it considering the distance from the store. Hell, I'd do the same exact thing. Then again, I park about that far away as it is.

SR5

I dunno... I kinda like that.

Holy shit! I had that exact same model. My dad and I put it together... Wow, memories.

They would register about as much as Peter Stuyvesant and Peter Minuit would, I'd imagine.

He actually said, "..pulled my Glock 40..."?

I'm not understanding why a song would make Rembrandt cry. He was an artist, not a composer. Should have gone with Constantijn Huygens or Jan P. Sweelinck.

What's ugly about this Ferrari?

Barber Vintage Motorsports Museum at Barber Motorsports Park, Birmingham, Alabama. [www.barbermuseum.org]

Pfft. Probably a stripper RS with an automatic.