Geoffrey Ingersoll and Benny Johnson are both Nazis. And fuckin’ scumbags.

Well, you know what this means.

That doesn’t exactly make Nintendo very much money, but I’m sure Ebay appreciates the sentiment!

Remind me to check and see if any of the Nintendo executives have any Ebay stock...

Is it true what I’ve heard from some exterminators I know that the current bedbug resurgence, while still awful, is starting to decline slightly or at the very least is starting to plateau (the rate of new infestations has stopped going up)? One of them I talked to is citing two reasons for it:

1. The household bug…

Radiant Historia isn’t in Chrono Trigger’s league. It does interesting things with time travel/branching paths and has a good soundtrack (not as good as Chrono Trigger’s though), but it’s undone by its pacing, an aspect that Chrono Trigger perfected. It’s a game every RPG fan should try to play but it’s not in the top…

I want Life Of Strange 2 to have Max discovering that she can travel through alternate universes and her ultimate goal is to bring Chloe from the “Arcadia Bay is destroyed” timeline to the “Arcadia Bay is still intact” timeline. Best of both worlds. Considering all the grimdark stuff we’re seeing in games, movies, TV…

buying shiny new fighter jets and locking immigrant kids up?

Anjali is one of the nicest people on the planet and I wish only wonderful things for her.

Anjali is one of the nicest people on the planet and I wish only wonderful things for her.

My favorite game of all time. I remember scouring every inch of every era and every dungeon, pixel by pixel, looking for a way to find Schala after the Ocean Palace.

I still want a remake of this game where I can properly save Schala before all that Darkness Before Time and Chrono Cross shit goes down. And preferably…

IT’S CALLED SPEED STICK
IT’S NOT EXPENSIVE

Who let Kellyanne Conway into a Tim Horton’s?

That’s a trademark that has to be defended, not a copyright. You don’t have to defend a copyright.

Is Eat Them! the sequel to Beat ‘Em And Eat ‘Em?

Pacers in seven. Oladipo wins in Cleveland with a game winning three pointer in LeBron’s face.

Sirlin had a brilliant article about save game systems that really emphasizes what game designers SHOULD be going for, I think it applies here as well.

Wait, what level does Boobeyes Monster show up in?

Should the Pacers make a run at him? Darren Collison’s not going to get us out of the Eastern Conference, and if Thomas is willing to be second fiddle to Oladipo (or third to Oladipo and Turner), he could be the missing piece we need to be a contender.

On the other hand, I don’t want him to fuck up our perfect team…

If I ever get around to having a kid, the first game I’m going to introduce them to is Super Mario World, followed by Tetris and then Chrono Trigger.

Instead of fans begging Sega to pry Bayonetta away from Nintendo, they SHOULD be begging for Nintendo to use Bayonetta as a bargaining chip to pry some of Rare’s properties away from Microsoft.

Xbox One gets the Bayonetta Trilogy, Switch gets Rare Replay (and hell, maybe a new Perfect Dark game while we’re at it).

Everyb…