If they can get some TVA characters (Kim Possible, Phineas and Ferb, the Calamity Trio, Luz and Amity, maybe even Cassandra from Tangled) on here, I will spend thousands of dollars on this game.

If they don’t, they’ll get nothing from me.

“If this boat is a floating structure, that means all the other yachts docked around Palm Island and Star Island that are not used every single day to go cruising are subject to taxation.”

You’re goddamn right, tax the fuck outta those yachts!

I wish Nintendo would do this with all their old guides and Nintendo Power issues, or at least offer them on Amazon Kindle for like 99 cents a piece for the Nintendo Powers and maybe three bucks for the guides. They’d make millions.

1985: Elite

“Alpha, Aloy’s escaped! Recruit a team of teenagers with attitude!”

The only thing worse than reading about another Nintendo IP takedown on Kotaku is reading all the Nintendo bootlicking comments on another Nintendo IP takedown. I swear, there’s more Nintendo asskissing in the average Kotaku comment section than there was in the average issue of Nintendo Power back in the day.

Good job!

I have a problem with this not because of what got removed, but the fact that a game can now just be changed without the player’s permission, just like that. A balance update for an online game is one thing, but removing scenes from a single player game is disconcerting. It’s not like Shigeru Miyamoto can kick in the…

We need a Netflix for games. Google, Netflix itself, somebody, needs to cut a deal with all the big gaming companies to bring a game streaming/download service to PC/Mac/PS5/Xbox/Switch/Android/iOS. Retro games, modern classics, all playable for either a monthly fee or a pay-per-game price. Sony, Microsoft, and…

But we already had one, didn’t we?

To be fair, if your house looks like that, you can probably afford two trucks.

Screw grimdark bullshit, I went into this game desperately hoping to save my waifu Mipha and this is the best purchase I’ve ever made :)

Now here’s hoping we can save Aerith in the Final Fantasy VII remake.

“We don’t really need to know much about what’s coming next, right?”

It’s Outer Worlds on the go. Still getting it as long as it plays halfway decent. Sorry not sorry. :p

The PS Classic bombed because it had a lousy lineup and framerate issues. A properly modded PS Classic is awesome and every  bit as good as a modded SNES Classic.

They were smart about this, working on a secret forum/server and giving the video to someone unaffiliated with the project to post on Youtube. Nintendo can send a C+D letter to the Youtube poster, but that person can’t stop anything.

I see what you’re saying, but like...

They’d better patch the other cats back in! #BringBackCationalDex