This is what I want in life. Amazing shot!

Wouldn’t surprise me if they put it somewhere else, so it gets unlocked/unlockable/visible on Iwata’s birthday.

It plays games, yes? It doesn’t lack basic features.

ib4 “nobody buys it, we will never release a Civ on iPad again!”

History has shown this.

Want to bet that, if the animation was the other way around, and the guy slashed/cut off the woman’s breasts, it would be insensitive as well, even though it’s also very violent?

OMG, HE GRABS HER BOOBS, IT HAS TO BE REMOVED!

It’s so fucked up they just transformed a camel into a chocobo, instead of actually making a chocobo.

But isn’t that only possible if you have the source code? Or is there a way in Unity to embed a game and add some new buttons in an overlay, and map those to original button presses?

Flic-buttons are useless. $35 for something that doesn’t work if your phone isn’t around, or if your bluetooth is turned off. Why can’t they just make buttons like Philips Hue’s dimmer Switch? No mobile device needed and you can just press it whenever you want.

I hate that you have adopted this tv-format, where you show and mention a clip, that’s first shown as the final clip. It’s like when Mythbusters started to cut their myths in pieces, so you would stick till the end of the episode, even if you were just interested in one myth.

Wait, he’s wearing a suit? How racist and offensive!

Just wait for the next update, I heard it should add a penis size slider in the options!

[..]dudes don’t have anatomy that changes shape between naked and clothed...

If you time-freeze the middle spike-ball, it becomes a LOT easier to float through that room.

It’s such a simple Shrine... Where are you stuck?

Ok, try rereading it sarcastically. It sounds like this: Oh look, a woman antagonist, but of COURSE she has wide hips and riding pants and of COURSE she is walking in a dissonantly sexy manner.

I think that was not there when I read it originally...

Where do I get Eiji Aonuma’s Wind Waker sweatshirt?!

I found out the orchestral score is “In Deep Despair” by Alberto Colombo, but I can’t seem to find it on YT or Apple Music. It should be in Spotify though.