Just like how they test to see how long a bungie cord needs to be.. They just keep jumping until someone doesn’t go *SPLAT* onto the ground right?!?!

I found her CDL Instructor.....

It makes it worse than Troll 2.

It’s like Christopher Walken’s heavier, not-as-lucky brother who watches a lot of TV.

So when we were coming out of that movie, my wife asked me if I thought Amy Schumer was attractive. I said “Absolutely, but I couldn’t date her because she’d break my heart. I’d totally fall for her because of her sense of humor and because she’s sexy and all but then she’d probably just bang me a few times then blow…

He looks like he smells like cigarettes and old spice.

And he calls himself

This glitch and the Deliverer have allowed me to become a silent engine of mortality across the Commonwealth. I am the Omega of all I face. If you see me, you have perished already.

Ben Carson may be a neurosurgeon (and a talented one according to plenty of people) but please, don’t call him a scientist. He doesn’t seem to have a very good grasp of science outside of human anatomy and his specialty or the scientific method.

It’s a more perfect example of privilege than that. She’s the plaintiff because the lawyer who went plaintiff-seeking because he’s a racist who wants to destroy affirmative action is an OLD FRIEND OF HER FATHER’S. I think he might even be a college buddy of her father’s.

Yes, the legacy pissed off that legacy…

Old men have somehow become more important than living, breathing children.

The widespread belief that the Hot Coffee woman won an outrageous amount for a frivolous case in which she (as the ignorant believe) was 100% at fault actually has caused a lot of problems. Spreading falsities can actually be harmful. But I’m sure the victim in that case appreciates your being so dismissive of her…

“The fucking point is I’d rather suffer a SUPER EXTREME BEYOND BELIEF YOU SHOULD GOOGLE IT coffee burn than have that shitstain’s dick forced into my mouth.”

I agree that the Hot Coffee case has nothing to do with this one - so why bring it up? But since you did - when you demonstrate a complete lack of understanding of something that you reference specifically to make your point, people will point out your obvious lack of understanding of that thing.

Not only what the previous comments said, but corporations used that to pass through “tort reform” effectively capping the amount of damages someone can claim. I really recommend watching the documentary Hot Coffee.

Hey asshole:

Don’t repeat corporate propaganda without Googling first. Liebeck originally asked for $20k to cover medical expenses (her 3rd degree burns required skin grafts) and loss of income. When McDonalds refused to settle they went to trial. The jury was so horrified by the willful and gross negligence that they awarded her…

If you’re going to reference a specific case, you might want to actually read up on and understand that case first.

Yes, because she just “made” it without any difficulty or effort on her part and she’s certainly not qualified to speak about the sexism in the music industry after working her way through it... Let’s ignore the fact that she has stated that she was raped by a producer as a budding artist. That’s certainly not sexism…

Love me some Lady Gaga. She rocks.