This little guy definitely helps!

Haha, fuck you too! :D

Oh look, someone who doesn’t know what they are talking about.

Build a time machine so we can go back and not invade Iraq in 2003.

It's not even authentic to the story though! Dr. Doom is a fucking Internet blogger named Viktor Domashev or some such shit. I mean, really. There are degrees of stupidity here & hiring a black actor ( a good actor no less) to play a white fire man shouldn't even register.

killed off in the pursuit of edginess and shock value

(Live-action adaptations only)

Yes! I love Churchlady. I do her little dance to dry my floors after I've mopped them. Umm, I think I've said too much.

Plus Satan keeps his word. You win that fiddle, you get that fiddle.

So you don’t get any money for being a bigot? Who really to blame, you or...

FUCKIN MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK

Replaced the “sun dial feature” with a more appropriate “lunar dial”

Sorry, Mike, having seen what Microsoft has in stores, what MagicLeap promises, and what the Apple watch can actually do I’m quite sure that we’ll have good Augmented Reality Goggles before we have a good Smartwatch.

Introducing the Apple iMorph!