? But this is about a woman that thinks she is owed being eaten out. There was no argument that guys are entitled to being blown. That she wants it only one way is her prerogative. But it also reflects that she's just a shitty person.
My brother and I were talking about this the other day. When I think Mortal Kombat, techno music is the first thing that comes to mind, not nu-metal.
Hahaha good job.
"Did we take care of all of your journalistic needs in a timely and satisfactory fashion today? Was my journalist service reliable, and did I accurately and politely respond to your concerns?"
"One oval-shaped suit, please."
You know damn well she doesn't have any pubic hair.
Stop taunting me! The empty space at my local Toys R Us is doing the job well enough.
"Marsha and I always planned to have five children..."
Hey, can't prosecute them for their sincerely held religious beliefs, guys.
I'm gonna be completely honest. I never noticed that Guile doesn't have eyebrows.
Mynd you, Møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...
But only if she tries to carve her initials into it with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush.
Ah, the Spruce Møøse, the kind of cognac that would bite your sister.