A number of people are asking for translations, so I shall do my best. My training: I grew up in a Pentecostal home and several families members to this day speak like this.


The people questing what we did in such negative ways are doing so because they are not christians. Christians are never negative and would never…

I have watched every single episode of Girls. And I really hope they kill off Hanna.

You misunderstand. My complaint is all we GET is her personal experience. It's "me me me, my mom, my nanny who had a weird mouth thing, weird guy made paella." It reads like my friend's Tumblr posts, not something I'd expect to find in a magazine with a $90/yr subscription cost.

I like Zadie Smith's essay on takeout much more:
http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2013…

Well, it's Florida, so I guess they won't strictly speaking be breaking any laws if they DO kill any kids.