I have been behind Tesla since the Roadster, their product planning and timing showed that they had learned from the mistakes of the dozens of homebrew companies of the past: start with a low production numbers sports car, the market for which is eccentric and will tolerate issues with the tech, which was cutting edge…

So what’s your review on how it is on pavement? If you were to compare the experience between your Accord and 4Runner?

You look kind of young to be retired, but since you stopped by for a chat I will handily prove that your more for the image than the purpose. Besides that the pictures were taken on groomed, prepared trails.

Just a thought, but if you found a car seat that shares mounting points with your Tahoe seat you could probably cheat the system and get a better seating position. If you have a bench right now you could get buckets as well. Added bonus being you would look like an average proportioned person from the outside.

A boxers dimensions you do not have.

I have heard a woman say, “I can’t drive a minivan, I’m a fun mom not a boring mom”

Livin the lie.

I do believe the point was the guy lives vicariously through a professional sports figure and takes it as a person insult that an SUV is unnecessary for the majority of people that drive them by using a rare case example.

How long are your arms? And do you adjust your seat so your outstretched arms has your wrist on the steering wheel?

If you know how to take a selfie, your a millennial, if you treat women like they are people but still hold racist views, your gen x.

I would be interested to hear how you fit in a new Cadillac, they seem a little small but in a bigger package. And they are obscenely fun.

I don’t, but I’m sure your going to tell me and then how important that person is to you despite them fading into obscurity the minute they get a injury or traded to a team you don’t like. (I’m assuming someone that passes a ball of some kind around for a living.)

Well, now I have an erection.

What’s up, face of insecurity?

No, nothing like that. Tesla sells one product in two flavors, Android is owned by a massive conglomerate with a variety of interests, and Tesla is a public company so mixing funds with their parents is a no-no.

Your BMI is officially in the obese range. Not that I actually agree with that metric but your far from “not overweight”. And good job using the smallest car available on the market for your example, but it may surprise you to know you will fit comfortably in a Honda Fit, or VW Golf.

Reality: slightly taller very overweight people that “need more room. I’m a big guy.”

Yes, the line is around 1985. Essentially if internet use was widespread before you hit puberty.

1st gear- what the fuck is taking so long? Do we not know how to clean up diesel emissions? Of course we do! Use one of the dozen proven methods and lets get on with our lives.

Unveil in March, start production in 2017, regular Tesla delay of at least 6 months, so I can get mine in 2018, Model x came out last year. So that’s 3 years.