before the baby was born I had some pot two or three times a week 

Pornography is hiring.

Whats that? My high school self can’t hear you as I count a pocket full 125 singles on a Friday/Saturday/Sunday night.

Nah. We can be pissed off at the NBA for silencing someone’s take. That’s not like the various administrations sticking Uncle Sam’s genitals into the world’s various holes, but something we can do if we like. Nobody’s saying that we want to enforce our worldview on China. But I’ll be damned if I can’t say I don’t like…

Giving a crowd three strikes in this matter is really dumb.

I really struggle to understand how someone riding a scooter turns into a situation where you need to shoot them.

Famously disappointed cruiseship passengers.

Did your parents explain the difference between China and Japan?

My parents gave me a map, pointed to Japan and China, and said “these are different countries”. I've never forgotten that lesson.

Florida is owed a lot of apologies then. 

That could be a possible explanation if they were in China. They were not in China though.

They were in Japan. You can’t criticize another country if you’re in a similar time zone? 

The Rockets were in Japan.

Harden always getting bailed out by the refs.

Some people are trying different browsers. I find Opera to work the best right now as Firefox gives me the issues you mentioned.

I love the idea that Turner went on Dr. Phil and is now mocking scam medical products.  

genuinely unsure how anyone with any reading  comprehension could come to this conclusion

Yes, reporting on the man’s interview in Teen Vogue is a flagrant attack. How dare the media take note of the things that a candidate said in response to direct questions?!

Maybe the problem is with the term “pansexual” which is fucking stupid, and as you pointed out, insulting to anyone who is trans as it implies they aren’t really the gender they say they are.

Exactly. That gif describes Kanye’s “Kardashian” years. I don’t care what he does anymore. He’s gone and isn’t coming back.

I’ll always have Late Registration.