One of three things are true...

Awww someone’s too poor to come up with 4 dollars.

Hotels are moving away from the DND for days being a thing.

When they see your piece of shit car they arleady know they’re not getting a tip...

In your heart you know you’re a duchebag, it’s why you’re pushing back.,

You realize what people are doing to your food and hotel rooms right? LOL

If you’re in the Bay Area you should still appreciate the punking of Washington.

This won the award for hottest take among 6th graders...

The JV basketball team of a team that already doesn’t give scholarships?

For fuck’s sake, next time just admit you either didn’t read or didn’t understand the article. We’re all now much dumber for reading your uneducated nonsense.

Are you paid by Lebron? Why else would someone attack a poster?

Wow you’re this dumb huh?

People of LA will go wherever the big event is.

Yes, we’ll pretend that property in Colorado is ANYTHING like property in Los Angeles.

You know that an interrogation is just asking questions right?

If you truly think this is HORRIBLE congrats on just being born and having no idea what something horribly truly is.

If you think this is a “fuck up” you’ve been following politics for less than a week.

Phil Knight hasn’t been on the Nike chairman for a few years so you might want to update your talking points.

If you’re American and made this comment get ready to take the blame for EVERY single stupid thing Trump does.

So you’ll be cool when this happens to you right?