If you have poison ivy, you have to disclose it to any would-be sexual partners the same way you would STDs, right?

I think Buster Bluth made these maps.

I'm in grad school and work for news outlet part time. I've noticed 90 percent of the women I deal with-professors, editors or other grad students- would either slit your throat to get ahead or have already slit several throats have them hanging in their room like Willie Mays Hayes did with batting gloves in major…