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I think someone said this on Gawker but is this falls just slightly above the infamous XOJane revelation that 'black people do yoga' in terms of hard-hitting investigations by wealthy white 20-something writers from Brooklyn.

It really is the perfect illustration for this and actually is a nice balance to anyone who had to hate-read the original article, because with one sculpture he says more about class and presence than a million trend pieces.

I mentioned this somewhere else but this is so obviously a 21-year-old writing about the resurgence of a lot of '90s fashion (bucket hats, sportswear) with no real concept of a world that existed before she hit puberty.

Well if they haven't gotten to it already, if they're anything like most MRAs, the 'so what?' is 'usually 'so fewer white Americans!!'

Just stop the conversation at 'sex drive.' What does it mean? Sex involving penetration? A penis? An orgasm? Without the threat of assault or death? It is almost unresolvable, to the point that people who state it firmly are often unwilling to budge on anything else Askmen or their evo-psych blogs taught them.

Gee, I'd love to answer these item by item but they are a tad inconsistent. I maintain that your original question was loaded. I'm not sure I can deconstruct the English language for you here on Deadspin, but by faking innocence or ignorance of social customs (what is 'appropriate'?) it allows for the possibility that

It is really not shocking or surprising or even particularly rare or remarkable for a domestic abuser to be an otherwise upstanding citizen. Even a charmer. It makes it that much harder for the victim to doubt her or himself, or to get support.

You're either being intentionally dishonest or should be kept far, far away from women until you learn the answer.

No, I see 'abortion on demand' as a positive thing (because I actually think women will still get them only when they want them, and not just for kicks).

People who have trouble understanding why someone could be against this but for abortion on demand are the same types who think if a woman has consensual sex too much she becomes un-rapeable. Scary people. Common people.

'I think it makes more sense to look at it as if the embryo was a part of her body that he removed without her consent.'

And those people would need to be reminded about consent. And that a woman's body, alone, is actually worth something in the legal system.

Well, I guess it's better than putting on a PUA-approved feather boa or top hat and harassing girls at a bar with bad pick-up lines and negging. Slightly.

Lars Von Trier... he may not be using a traditional casting agency. Or process. Or trailers. I picture him luring the cast into a Human Centipede-like trap, eventually.

Sigh. Metal handcuffs are what Cosmo's 13-year-old interns think are a good idea. Instead they are a good way to slice up or sever a wrist.

The great part about letting a rapist go free is, if he's efficient enough, he can do the work of 1,000 guilty men!

In these comments (and these are just the first few I grabbed) she's been called an ice queen, a cunt, 'not classy' (unlike another random female driver she must be compared to), attention whore (unlike male athletes with endorsement deals who never profit from their image), and it's been made clear that the only

They're at a comedy club? But it looks so fancy.

I don't know, I thought he was pretty good on that series Action. It was ahead of its time!