Just stop the conversation at 'sex drive.' What does it mean? Sex involving penetration? A penis? An orgasm? Without the threat of assault or death? It is almost unresolvable, to the point that people who state it firmly are often unwilling to budge on anything else Askmen or their evo-psych blogs taught them.

Gee, I'd love to answer these item by item but they are a tad inconsistent. I maintain that your original question was loaded. I'm not sure I can deconstruct the English language for you here on Deadspin, but by faking innocence or ignorance of social customs (what is 'appropriate'?) it allows for the possibility that…

It is really not shocking or surprising or even particularly rare or remarkable for a domestic abuser to be an otherwise upstanding citizen. Even a charmer. It makes it that much harder for the victim to doubt her or himself, or to get support.

You're either being intentionally dishonest or should be kept far, far away from women until you learn the answer.

No, I see 'abortion on demand' as a positive thing (because I actually think women will still get them only when they want them, and not just for kicks).

People who have trouble understanding why someone could be against this but for abortion on demand are the same types who think if a woman has consensual sex too much she becomes un-rapeable. Scary people. Common people.

'I think it makes more sense to look at it as if the embryo was a part of her body that he removed without her consent.'

And those people would need to be reminded about consent. And that a woman's body, alone, is actually worth something in the legal system.

Lars Von Trier... he may not be using a traditional casting agency. Or process. Or trailers. I picture him luring the cast into a Human Centipede-like trap, eventually.

Sigh. Metal handcuffs are what Cosmo's 13-year-old interns think are a good idea. Instead they are a good way to slice up or sever a wrist.

The great part about letting a rapist go free is, if he's efficient enough, he can do the work of 1,000 guilty men!

In these comments (and these are just the first few I grabbed) she's been called an ice queen, a cunt, 'not classy' (unlike another random female driver she must be compared to), attention whore (unlike male athletes with endorsement deals who never profit from their image), and it's been made clear that the only…

They're at a comedy club? But it looks so fancy.

I don't know, I thought he was pretty good on that series Action. It was ahead of its time!

Witch! Witch! I mean, basically.

God the internet has ruined me. I skipped ahead to the money shot at 5.55.

Hey, I can! Bully or no bully (in high school) this just has the vibe of sex worker shaming. You're just a whore, I'm the real girlfriend! Pimps are one thing, hos are another (as if we didn't know)! Not into it.

Yeah, it's... it's odd because I genuinely believe these are all real feelings, maybe for the first time on TV (reality shows included). But... I'm not sure kids watching do. I already feel like there's this idea that a feeling doesn't really exist unless it's tweeted, or selfied with the right filter. It's odd.

I don't care if it's satire. If you're that damned bad at writing satire, you should be punished severely, too.

On the other hand, Kate Moss actually faced some repercussions for her drug use (hurting only herself – at least in terms of the industry).