He is stunningly good-looking, 5'10 at 15, and has that bad-boy grin going for him. I'm not having that little shit get away with anything :p

As I keep telling him, he must use his powers for good.

it absolutely is A+ parenting, feel free to have duggar level babies.

this is why all parents should monitor their kids and convos. like not to stop the mack, but to get the mack on track.

I'm a firm believer in calling out a kid's shit - and calling it what it is. I also give him dating advice. "Dude, this girl texted you 300 times this weekend. Take the fucking hint already and ask her out." <—direct quote

Catiquette by Miss Meownners.

My first one was awful. I was in another country and had cramps so bad that I just wanted to curl up in a ball on the sidewalk until they passed. But thankfully we were close to a pharmacy and I got to experience fantastic PMS drugs. Back pain? What back pain? Wheeeeee! This pill has a daisy on it! Let's go…

Downton Abbey; a place for everyone, and everyone in their place.

it's those lovely crinkly edges. There should be an award for that!

like Slartibartfast, I just really love a good fjord.

As a previous barista/sandwich shop girl, I salute this rant! I know you were speaking specifically about Subway, but you just raised all my fantasies about giving customers instructions. :)

Aren't you missing the point? Obviously, the GF cries because of the closeted thing and shame, not because some Jaysus freak wants to freak her boo.

I went into a Subway and asked the young woman behind the counter if I should order one. She made a face and shook her head no emphatically. That was enough for me.

I hate these things without ever having tried one, because of how long it takes the sandwich artists (?) to throw one together at the Subway on campus. All of the students and faculty have come to an unspoken agreement to never order one because of the extra ten minutes everyone else will have to wait in line, but…

I think it's because the "crust" is one of Subway's flatbread things.

They were going to call it the Flizza, but that sounds like a member of the Wu Tang clan.

Yes. It's a long, detailed and brutal political treatise on what the world would be like if extreme conservatives had their way. There are no heroes, villains often triumph and women are deprived of all basic rights in the name of patriarchal values.
The only ones who manage to survive are those who defy the rules and…

I tell my now dwindling numbers of childless friends not to have kids so I can still enjoy their friendship. I don't mind my pain in the ass kids, its all the other fucking parents I have to deal with. The worst are the newbie parents judging me, fuck you, I've been doing this for 15 years, I don't care what your…

Great use of foreshadowing in the opening frame.

Congratulations on proving the author right about one thing....

I will never not care about who Rachel McAdams is seeing. I don't know why. I just want her to be happy. So weird.