I went into a Subway and asked the young woman behind the counter if I should order one. She made a face and shook her head no emphatically. That was enough for me.

I hate these things without ever having tried one, because of how long it takes the sandwich artists (?) to throw one together at the Subway on campus. All of the students and faculty have come to an unspoken agreement to never order one because of the extra ten minutes everyone else will have to wait in line, but…

I think it's because the "crust" is one of Subway's flatbread things.

They were going to call it the Flizza, but that sounds like a member of the Wu Tang clan.

Yes. It's a long, detailed and brutal political treatise on what the world would be like if extreme conservatives had their way. There are no heroes, villains often triumph and women are deprived of all basic rights in the name of patriarchal values.
The only ones who manage to survive are those who defy the rules and…

I tell my now dwindling numbers of childless friends not to have kids so I can still enjoy their friendship. I don't mind my pain in the ass kids, its all the other fucking parents I have to deal with. The worst are the newbie parents judging me, fuck you, I've been doing this for 15 years, I don't care what your…

Great use of foreshadowing in the opening frame.

Congratulations on proving the author right about one thing....

My friend's husband used to be the one of the research and development chefs for Arby's. His stories about the head chef are hilarious. Apparently, the head chef is usually drunk or stoned and comes up with new sandwiches when he has hangovers or the munchies. Which, when you think about it, is a pretty good…

I drove across the country last summer, and from what I could tell, there is a Subway restaurant/ counter in every single rest stop, gas station area, everywhere.

and if ANYBODY tells me "well, you don't have to work there," please send me your address, and I will print out the HUNDREDS (literally hundreds) of job applications I've filled out, and send them to you. and you can sort through them and fill out more for me so I can take a break

and burger king suspended me for 2 days for a crappy mystery shop! I didn't ask if the customer wanted satisfries or cookies, and my nametag wasn't visible.

The franchise apologists are popping up loudly in Seattle's various proposals to raise the minimum wage, with the typical argument that because franchise rules prevent franchisees from raising their prices to accommodate increased labor costs. But, guess what sports fans, fast food in Hawaii and Alaska can cost about…

Subway ripping off employees doesn't surprise me at all. I worked there for years, at different stores. Once I had to help at a new store for a month and they "accidentally" messed up everyone's time cards and paychecks every single week. I had to reprogram the computer to spit out everyone's time cards for each shift…

Although you'll never convince me out of my theory that a Reuben sandwich was dreamed up out of whatever was left in the kitchen at the time ("Hey, Boris, bossman wants a sandwich!" "All we got left is some corned beef, Russian dressing,...and some sauerkraut." "Slap it all some bread, say it's a new item." "What a…

I have been waiting to use this gif but seriously you deserve a comment award

I will never not care about who Rachel McAdams is seeing. I don't know why. I just want her to be happy. So weird.

I think it's funny that your graphic has Benjamin Franklin on it as an example of wholesomeness. Excellent history fail, 10/10.

Totally relevant, insightful and intelligent reply. I can really see your knowledge on this topic shining through, and especially admire your use of paragraphs and the way you cited your sources. 10000/10, printing out and will read to grandchildren.

Also, if my son was such a humorless little pill, I know I'd suffer moments of "partial dementia" ifyouknowwhatImean.