Sounds like a n00b was working. All our new hires stress about things like pickle application and proper bread-cutting protocol for a couple weeks until they lock it in and then they either get fast or they quit. Ideally you should be able to get through an average one-sandwich order in a minute to a minute-and-a-half…

We dose the marinara sauce with powdered Xanax.

You monster.

The Look is part of the standard training repertoire at our shop.

Welcome to the transcendent genius of Subway's marketing division. I would rather have deeply ennobling and enlightening conversations with a bag of hammers than talk to these people.

Ran into copyright issues, no doubt. Don't fuck with Godzilla's trademarks.

At my shop we call them Flatzillas. Or Flat Lizas, after one memorable misappellation on the part of one of our customers.

Subway employee here. We all hate these things with a passion, the owner included. They make us almost no money, they gobble up inventory and some benighted idiot always comes and orders 4 of the little fuckers during a lunch rush - oh yeah, they take like three times as long to make as an average six-inch.

Oh yeah, I was totally agreeing with you. Just that there were some people in these comments who were just ragging on Subway employees like we're the lowest of the low.

You deserve a RunByFruiting award for introducing this gif into my life.

Fellow line worker here (Subway, not Burger King). You have my raised fist of solidarity.

At the Subway where I work, you're responsible for any shortfall that you get when you count the drawer at the end of your shift. Ostensibly, the person behind the counter should be in total control of how much money is going in or out of the drawer, but in practice, a scam artist could probably fuck us over pretty…

Is this community still in existence? Current Subway employee here; would love a place to congregate online with others of my kind.

I happen to work at Subway, and yes, it is hard work. Not technically skilled labor, true (though it does take several months to learn how everything works, so there its training required), but it is perpetually stressful and if you are actually trying to do a good job, it is hard work. I'm lucky enough to enjoy a…

Just because you don't type all flowery doesn't mean you aren't eloquent, because holy hell your storytelling skills are off the hook! From one service worker to another, I can only aspire to throw shade the way you did in that second bit. Genius.

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Nice to see that at least one Irishman escaped The Curse.

I thought you were replying to MsAdventure at first and reacted to your comment in a rather different way.

Something about these little computer-generated conversation bot videos is absolutely hilarious to me. Mr. Watch-The-Game had me on the floor with his reactions. Is there a name for this style of video/a place where I can find more of them?