“2. This is what it looks like when a guy decides that he’s just going to blow you away with his fastball and there isn’t a damn thing you can do about it”

It wouldn’t be the first time a guy from Kentucky is lured by Cousins.

NBCSN reports that some meddling kids and their dog will hold a press conference at 8pm PDT

This cracked me up completely.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LIVE BLOG FOR THE NHL DRAFT?!?!?!?!?! This some horseshit!!!!!

100% he was just trying to impress the blond ballgirl, right?

A lot of competition for sure, but I'm confident this is the stupidest shit I've ever read.

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What in the actual fuck was this?

Shirt-blindness is a side-effect of paternity

No, you were probably doing 80 to keep up with the slower traffic.

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Good to see a bunch of Native Americans succeed in a white man’s game.

Afterwards, he would go eat, usually at Chili’s...

At least we can all agree that both these guys enjoy spreading their seed, the only difference being that Cromartie seems to hit a lot more targets.

What a great post!

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.