He reminds me of a modern day Carl Yastrzemkski

Too bad his brother Yard never made the bigs. He was just all over the place.

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Normally I’m not one to judge others based on their physical appearance but...

Chuck Blazer Admits Taking Yearly Bribes Of Cookies And Milk From Hopeful Children The World Over

I have some hands signed by Moises Alou.

That stat line seems accurate. I wouldn’t expect a guy that big to save anything for anyone else.

I remember my junior year in college. With about a month left it became apparent that no matter what I did I was gonna fail all my classes. Sure, it initially sucked, but suddenly the pressure was off, so I could party my face off the rest of the semester. Ray McDonald is just like I was, only instead of skipping…

Or Gaines Adams.

Former Chicago Bears defensive end

I, for one, welcome our new Insect Overlords.

This makes me miss Human Giant even more.

To be fair, the Earth also has a terrible grounds crew.

First time I get to use this in response.

+1 pierogi

HEAD COACH: Alright, let’s draw up the punt return play - who do you need out there?

Polish American Football League isn’t exactly the sport played at its highest level,

I just assumed this was going to be a wrong-way return.

When you find yourself asking, “Should I do this nice thing for my pregnant wife?” the answer is always yes. I’ve been there (two kids) and I’ve made the mistake of answering my own, similar questions, with, “nah”. DO NOT MAKE THIS MISTAKE.