RunAwayWojo
RunAwayWojo
RunAwayWojo

When reached for comment, Simmons said, “I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so.... scared!”

Good thing there is no way Floyd will ever find out what his son said about him.

Reminder: Josh Hamilton Is Still Out Here Doing Dope, Baseball Things

Eh hem. Eh hem. Excuse me, I seem to have a frog in my throat. Eh hem (this list is bullshit). Eh hem! [I’m just joking, not really complaining. Well ok, a tiny bit.]

“You wanna know what NFL pick I’d do over? Jeez, there are so many to choose from... probably that one against the Saints in the NFC Championship game?” -Brett Favre

Stone Cold Stunner?

Dude, you’ve already made this joke today, let it go.

The DA said that unlike other cases brought against WNBA players, this one was a slam dunk.

“Eat on Monday what everyone forgot they put in the fridge on Friday.”

We wouldn’t have the tire fire, or the shiny bigfoot traps. It’s not the mayor’s fault that the stadium collapsed!

RIP Al Davis.

I just love the details in these plans. Did you know to complete the Al Davis experience, the eternal flame will smell like sulfur?

What about Ace?

I thought Mr. Baseball only played one season in Japan, but reading these tweets, I’m not so sure.

Bronconeers are my new favorite team

Look, I normally don’t hate on Kinja, but if you’re not going to use The Stacks for old articles like these, you’re just not following the rules, bro.

Now playing

He could always move to Eagleton and play on the high school team.

I know, write?!?!