#beforerings It was just called a scissored armbar

Making bombs is bad.

Obvious profiling. Single male, black, no kids. Must be up to something.

Toby?

Unexpected Thug Life classic:

The surprise move deprived Cubs fans of the opportunity to both have their legs pissed on and be told it’s raining.

“Sure, I appreciate it, Dad. Giving me a football with my own autograph on it just seems a little odd.”

Well okay, but I also think that Cleveland is the wrong place to put an NFL team.

Aren’t we at the point in society where if someone on sports talk radio disagrees with an idea, it’s probably a really good idea?

Suddenly something seemed to snap in the Bighorns center. He picked up the ball

Awww jeez, you got the stink lines and everything.

Sorry, but there can be only one Rocket Fuel.

"What must Jameis prove?"

"Some people are fans of the Carolina Panthers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Carolina Panthers..."

Just further proof that the most dangerous job in America remains sitting at the Spanish Announcers Table.

"The Browns were kind of a mess by year's end"

But I don't wanna know the terrifying truth...

I would be with you if we were still getting the Dan Bernstein of 5 years ago. But like you, I've been listening to this show since the inception and you have to admit, the whole 'every caller is an idiot' thing is old and played out. If a caller is wrong, by all means, tear him up. That's been part of the show since…