Can relate.

Fuck you and your bad spelling.

"I know you want to run with this one John, but I say we throw it back to the studio."

The Dude abides.

Racist? Come on, Samer. This dog doesn't even see color.

"I'll just lay down by the door and give this a +1"

Who the fuck is surprised that a woman named Eileen would only fill out the first leg?

"Whenever LeBron's not on the court, all the other characters should be asking 'Where's Lebron?'"

I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

God bless the insane WGN morning news here in Chicago.

"This is not a drill! It's a hammer and nails... Now let's see if you can actually complete a fucking cross, Tim."

Do you think he's bet on what the odds on his lifetime ban being lifted are?

"No Mary, it's black and blue like my face!"

Oblivious Fan: [Looks at her friend's Team Stream app]

The Veteran Combine now holds the record for most talentless Mike's in one place. Formerly held by the studio that airs Mike & Mike.

HP/MP restored! But you're still hungry.

"I just went back at somebody, and they weren't even throwing punches."

Well, at least Seattle fans will get to see a few dunks now.

I don't find this Hugh Morrus at all.