I know there have been two sport stars before, playing both simultaneously, but has anyone ever left one sport and moved to another with any success?

I had the good fortune of watching a sporting event the other day. One team emerged victorious, while the other, alas, was vanquished.

Hulk Hogan on whether he'll do the job: "Only if I get my heat back brother!"

Shit, I joined THE Union.

Colin Kaepernick doesn’t delete spam?

BROCK THE WALLS DOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNN!!!!

It stopped?

I can hear the bullfrog callin’ me.
Wonder if my rope’s still hangin’ to the tree.
Love to kick my feet ‘way down the shallow water.
Shoefly, dragonfly, get back t’your mother.
Pick up a flat rock, skip it across Green River.

Olympic officials were hoping the women would clean up the place while they were there anyway.

The Red Sox would later release a statement that quality control manager Ted Danson will be resigning.

The only Olympic athlete I ever cared about:

Sanchez was never that good at hitting the target.

Attorney: Mrs. Morrison, can you be sure your husband did not have HIV despite evidence to the contrary?

Jax Beso: Private Eye, in color!

Maybe they can get Tom Kruse!!

Back to the pianos, my friend. You know, there’s a little place called Mary Ann’s Pianos. The nice thing about that place is Mary Ann gets on the piano bench with you.

That’s right.

Pianos? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn’t I think of that? Pianos! There’s four places. There’s the Piano Hut, that’s on third.There’s Pianos-R-Us, that’s on third too. You got Put-Your-Ivories-There. That’s on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they’re all in the same complex; it’s the piano…

Sometime during his tenure with the White Sox Ron Kittle hit a bunch of roof shots at Old Comiskey. I remember seeing at least one and being stunned.