“I’ll bet you 10 large that guy is not the real Jordan.”

Will the league really allow the head of P.A.G.A.N. to play?

I wonder if sports have rules about doing that, especially relating to injuries. You know, because gambling.

“Happens all the time.”

Tebow: God, we could really use your help on this one!

A Long Night of Nothing: The Mrs. Ironside Story

I’m getting a Scott Thompson dad/business man KITH vibe.

After asking if he could make his one call he was heard yelling, “OOOOH TOODLES!!!!!”

Technically for Lawler this is considered an older woman.

And by “no chance” I mean a “couple games” until I realize how “much money” it is and I “come back.”

Try not to be drunk. At the very least, try not to appear drunk.

And he finished the parade in 12 parsecs.

This announcement brought to you by Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor....DAMN!

No sense in entering the Springfield Film Festival this year.

Pablo Sandoval was also done in by fork lift.

If ya smell what Laraque is cookin’.

Tweets like this expose the business.

“This is not amazing, this is some fancy pants, showboating, bull shit. Amazing is the feeling you get when a player who has a little fun gets beaned in the ear the next time up....that’s fucking amazing!”