Canadian politicians are getting out their safety scissors and circles of paper to craft their responses.

For being a guy who spends that much time on the ice his boys sure are good swimmers.

He has, he just calls it “watching game tape.”

Dickey Dickhead.

“I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne...”

#NeverForgetLegDay

This was inevitable.

Stay outta Cobb County!

Nomar?

+ Woo

Ron Pug-nutt

Peeps are the Trump of seasonal candy.

He was not available for comment as he was tying an onion to his belt.

Not tough when you have two heads!

+1 Narcissist

That tweet...it’s like he’s referring to himself in the fifth person.

Jericho ripping up a “Get Well Bret” sign at Roadblock might be the heel-est thing I’ve ever seen.

BANG!