I cannot stress enough how great this group of purchases are.

Punto always regretted that he didn’t stop Dr. Wily when he had the chance.

Doping!

Unfortunately, NFL officials have ruled this wasn’t a catch and he will have to have the tattoo removed.

I would think racist redskins pizza would wipe off all the red sauce and replace it with alfredo.

Montee Ball stated he offered to make a deal and that she could have had what was behind the door, but took what was on the table instead.

If Calvin Johnson is Megatron, Bears DBs have traditionally been GoBots.

“Lucky.”

It’s not so bad, he could have had pocket deuces.

No Chance...that’s what you’ve got
Up against a machine too strong
Pretty politicians buying souls from us are PUPPETS
Who’ll find their place in line

But tie a string around your finger now boy
‘cause it’s, it’s just a matter of time
‘cause you’ve got...

No chance...

No chance in hell, (you’ve got)

No chance…

No chance in hell

He stated that Newton is a name that’s got force to it, in order to not put pressure on his kid he avoided names like Pascal.

Who’s next? What about who’s first?

“No, I don’t believe the Rams offense existed,” Hayes said last month. “Not even a little bit. With these players, it’s crazy because man has never seen the Rams offense, we can agree on that, right? But they know exactly how to put an offense together? I believe there is more of a chance you will find a team in L.A.…

Karloff? Karloff?

How does he keep rapping songs from the future!?

I guess if your gonna go down in Madonna you gotta worry about a sore head in the morning.

This bear is worse than Poochie.