Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

When I bought my new car, I specifically told them there better not be a “dealer badge” on it. That was a deal breaker! And I’ll only keep a license plate frame if they want to pay be $50 per month for advertising.

The butt is also the ‘widest part’, a term from ship building. Which is why your butt is behind your legs, but a pig’s butt is at the shoulder. Go ahead and eat pork butt. It’s ok.

A buttload may not actually be a unit of measurement (though I use it all the time). However, a butt certainly is. It’s but one of the goofy English units of measurement no doubt conceived by someone smoking the same stuff it would take to get an otherwise sane person to buy this car.

“What’s a tortoise?”

Is it horrible and reprehensible that I immediately went to ‘false flag’ on this?

I’m writing on this now! It’s such a hard thing to think through.

No that’s literally stupid.

I was literally setting money I didn’t have on fire in my garage.

an item was dropped to the ground but it appeared to be black medical gloves.

It’s worth noting that Guardians of the Galaxy had an incredible soundtrack, and wouldn’t have been half as good a movie without it (granted, it was mostly licensed music, and not an original score).

Mandatory: AirWolf

That show plus tropic thunder best, 80s shows in the 90s ever.

Beast Wars still takes the cake on how to handle death and feels.

Nah, wrong guy; This fella’s graham:

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

An old, thirsty, slow, beat up, rusty “Land Dawdler”. What the F**k for? So, so many other better choices at the same money. This should be priced in the $1,500 territory. Crack pipe at that price. Confused as the the new red wire running to the side in the engine bay. Bypassing something?

This is just...so dumb.

GoT had no more “boobs and blood” than a lot of premium HBO TV, from Deadwood to Rome.

GOT has always got by on the stellar acting from its core cast and a story that keeps people tuning in next week to see what happens to people they’re invested in.

The only people who care about the boobs are…

Good point!