You never talk about your ex's. They ask something, tell them you don't remember and that shit didn't mean enough to want to remember. Then, change the subject back to your current SO, as she is trying to set a trap for you. It's a test. It's always a test. And failure is about 90% guaranteed.

Would I be considered extremist for just preferring we get rid of cheerleading altogether?

That stuff is good... and the edges (does that count as crust) left an indellible mark in my memory. Warmed and with butter. I need to look for it again.

"I hate it when the president uses teleprompters but you can bet I'll blame one I was using when everyone says I'm a lunatic!"

How many more stories until this is done with Jezebel?

You're comparing rage-filled, energy-drink addicted League of Legends players with the unified front of zombies. Zombies don't mind if you didn't call out your lane or if you're incompetent, they won't call you out on being male or female, black, white or anything in between.

Fokker DR1

tl:dr but I watched the video and is it just me or did they fill some vessel with a ton of explosives and throw a missile at it? That explosion seemed to be...enhanced....

I stand corrected, although I would plead artistic license: quince just sounded funnier in the moment.

Also: I'm not good at getting coffee:(

I can tell from the parrallel lines it MUST have an LSD #expertwitness

I see your 300 and challenge it with a Fury. Did you know there was a rare Sport Fury GT option that gave your yacht all the go-fast 440 goodies and a set of hideaway headlights?

But seriously, no. It's just you've never seen a roll of toilet paper next to a urinal have you? If you don't shake properly you run the risk of leaving a small drop on the tip. Just the tip mind you! That small drip when applied to a very non-absorbent material (like swim trunks) will expand exponentially when the…

I completely agree with everything Olliver say's here regarding Ferguson. However "citing the possibility of a terrorist attack on its "annual Pumpkin Festival." to be fair I have been known to terrorize pumpkin pies, pumpkin lattes, pumpkin beer, pumpkin cake, pumpkin soup, and many other pumkin flavoured items.

Now that I think about it: I wonder how many of these violent nursery rhymes are just straight-up expression of resentment of a baby that won't let you sleep? because babies DON'T LET YOU SLEEP. For the first few months of their lives, you just plain don't get a decent night of sleep, especially if you're nursing.

I sort of agree about Leia, but the fact of Darth Vader being Luke's father always made perfect sense to me. Vader's name means father in German, or close to it. I think on some level Lucas always felt that Vader and Luke were father and son, and I always felt ol' Vader was maybe a little soft on Luke because of…

"Oh, it wasn't bad enough that you strapped me into this S&M fantasy of yours? Now you have to take my picture too?!? I'm going to shit on your pillow SO hard."

Oh man, heat that up in the oven. Once its nice n' warm, apply butter (yes, REAL butter).