Agreed. Water-born murderous pillaging thieves and rapists are not supposed to be politically correct ... they are supposed to be SCARY. POTC was intended to be a fright-ride, like Ghost Mountain, or the Haunted Mansion; not some fantasy visit to Depp-Land.

Oh, and for the record, Ninjas are also the BAD GUYS. They are…

Oooo.
Scary.
Wake me up when we get to something “pirate-y.”

Actual fights are frequently settled with a bang, according to the blotter in the newspaper.

“biannual” would be two-year.
“semiannual” is half-year, which is what that was.

If Cameron designed it, it’s probably an “Aliens” xenomorph, because (IIRC), the “Alien” xenomorph was designed by Geiger himself.

They come with their own slimegooey goodness.

Truth. In fact, nipples, and a propensity to elect animal by-products as our leaders, are our only weaknesses. Well, nipples, a propensity to elect animal by-products as our leaders, and a raging (though unjustified) sense of our own adequacy.

Or

Her outfit knows martial arts? Does Iron Man know about this?

Dude could run between the raindrops, command evil trees to cough up hobbit-snacks (yumm, hobbitses), and clean out barrow wight tombs with a wave of his hat.
Deus ex gumboots, sure, but still “deus”!

“so that they might be able to communicate most clearly, leading to one of the few times in history that Tasmanian Devil’s ever spoken clear English.”

Another of the “few times” and a ripping good toon.

Is “emoporium” intentional or a typo? Either way, great word; one imagines a store where all the pallid clerks and customers have their oily hair hanging over their eyes, a slouch, and artfully distressed clothing.

I’m Thor!
You’re thore? Three days non-thtop, fella! I’m thore, too!

The Fiat I was riding in on a trip from Cairo to Alexandria broke down in the middle of a rice plantation. As the sun set, the reeds at the side of the road began to move, and an army of rats the size of terriers emerged from the field on the right, crossed the road, and (after a few minutes) disappeared into the…

I believe Superman is the creator of most of his own problems/villains, or they are a direct carry-over from his existence/origin. For Batman, his rogues gallery is a funhouse mirror collection of characters, many of whom went through similar traumas to Bruce Wayne, but who chose different ways of dealing with the…

Comparison? Use “than.” eg Bigger than a bread box. Slower than a VW Type 1.
Related to the past or order of events? Use “then.” eg. I was younger then. First drive a slow car fast then drive a fast car slow.

Just a peeve. Sorry.

“The Earth is a round orb ...”

As opposed to what? A cubical orb? A rectilinear orb? A flat orb?
Sheesh.
Department of Redundancy Department strikes again. 

I guess, but the Phoenix (as it was conceived at that time) was already in her. Even Mastermind was shocked at what he had let loose. I would argue that, while a catalyst, Mastermind and the Hellfire Club were only a sexy interlude before the big finale.

Yojimbo? Fist Full of Dollars?