Not da Portable Cone of Silence!?!
Chief, you know the regulations.
Sigh.

So (according to the wiki page you reference) it’s a sword on a stick.
Eh, close enough.

Wow.
Just, wow.
Dvorsky was right.

Just me?

Remember to wear your tanning goggles.

You do realize that John the “Savage” was the protagonist of the book, right?
No, I don’t guess you do. Pity. Here’s your broom.

Well put.
And to those who suggest that being conditioned to “like” one’s engineered position in life does not diminish, but rather elevates the horror.
Call me the Wild Man, but I think a population of insects programmed to love their lot in life, engage in meaningless anonymous sex, obey strict, arbitrary and…

“Fetuses are engineered to conform to their ultimate station in life, and are classified under a caste system: Alpha, Beta, Gamma, Delta, and Epsilon. Gammas and Deltas are subject to the Bokanovsky Process, which allows scientists to induce eggs to produce up to 96 identical embryos, which go on to form 96 identical…

Where, exactly, does one go to buy a green leather gimp mask?
Not for myself, you understand ... for a, er, friend.

Since when is “creating the perception of alarm” a crime?
These chickens would squawk at a painting of a bomb, or a dime-store “walking bomb” wind-up,

To be fair, if he actually did quote the bible, his head would explode. Sure, it might be entertaining, but being completely headless might hurt his chances at a nomination.

That, sir, is a Royal Phizbin.
Except on Tuesday, when you automatically lose three cards.

Certainly stated her name was Sally, not Shirley.

Does not equal

So Sally dallied daily, selling sea slugs successfully by the sea shore, and subsequently switching to sea shells. Shall she sell squids soon?

Yeah. Agreed.
Kingsley was like, “So, what’s this movie about? It’s what? Oh, no. I can’t. I won’t. What the hell do you mean it’s an ironclad contract. Well shit. They can make me say the lines, but they can’t make me ACT.”

You do realize that this form of agriculture is almost as old as agriculture, itself, right?
Along the Nile, the farmers have very limited arable land. They grow, in one hectare, date palms above grapes above papaya and guave above kale and lettuce, above carrots and raddish. The layering allows maximum use of land and…

Lagertha! Be still my heart!

Bangarang!

Wrong.
Bond is tied to a spine stretching machine that goes berserk and then blackmails his nurse for sex. The poor schlub in the hotbox is a SPECTRE agent, and Bond locks him in with the broom handle after jacking the temperature. He is badly injured and botches his mission, which does not sit well with Blofeld and…