Charlie;

"so much eat as to scorch"
is now my favorite typo of all time.
Don't know why. Just tickles.

I thought it should be "wug."

It is enjoyable enough now, if you can ever catch it. They have been playing "find the pea" with the damn thing for a couple of months now, with repeats, pre-emptions and dark nights.

SO that's what the moaning in the next cubicle is all about. I thought my coworker was just regretting eating the mushu pork roll at Chu's Quick Shrimp Hut.
Not sure how I feel about it, but I guess that, if it makes her smarter, I can put up with it.

Agreed. The empty, energy-filled mouth-void is what makes Ultron such an alien-seeming monster. His obsession to be human, hatred of human, and almost complete failure to look or act human is part of his tragic character.

And the time Loki tricked Thor into trying to drink the ocean dry?
Okay, why do YOU think we have low tide?

No, seriously, how strong was Finn? I was walking down the lane and met a man who was pushing fence posts into the ground with one hand, and I asked him, "Fellow, are you Finn the Strong?" and paused, wiped a bit of sweat from his brow and said, "Faith no, he's really strong! Just keep on down the lane and you'll see!"
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Nice job on the myth.

And knowing is half the battle!

That would be 1,473 square feet (more or less), which is about 1/14th the size of the monster sign, not 1/9th.
Again, maths are fun and can prevent silly headlines.

Ah yes. When you can't balance the budget of the (arguably) wealthiest state in the Union, the best solution is to multiply the redundant bureaucracies by six. That is sure to make everything run more smoothly and eliminate the confusion among the citizens.
Yup.

The Alamo is about 3.5 acres in size.

Kyle Reese is microcephalic?
Who knew?

Not to mention equipped with vestigial genitalia.

Arrrrh!
I want to rip the portion of my brain that experienced that "poetry" completely out of my skull.
[Vogon applause]

30 years later, and no one seems to mind. Still ...

Our appetites will be the death of the planet.
Time to find a new one.

This seemed apt.

Oh, God, yes. The show was so amazing in concept and execution for the first season, then ... WTF? By the end, they were down to deus ex-ing every other episode, but god forgive me, I stayed to the end.