Problem solved.

I hate alcohol, but I apprec ... no, wait, I do not hate alcohol. Or bacon. Or cheese.

Can we please have a Rocket Raccoon who is NOT from New Jersey?

Oh, yeah.
English store signs in Ciudad de Mexico?

With the large store signs in English? Yeah.

"As for the claim that there there were a million satanic cults in America, if it were true it would mean that, at the time of the claim, one in two-hundred people would have been a Satanist."

Nubnub.

This episode was very unfinished. There was a scene about midway through where a woman in the background is making "Minority Report" computer hand motions for a couple who appear rapt with interest, but the CGI screen was never inserted. The scene where the woman goes to the scrubber has her with four leads attached…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentenced…

You left out the best part of being "At the Earth's Core" with Doug McClure and Peter Cushing ... and it wasn't Doug McClure or Peter Cushing...

Excellent analysis. I do quibble with your conclusion that LotR is Frodo's story. It is the story of Sam (Everyman) Gamgee, who rises from humble servant and gardener to become the unacknowledged savior of Middle Earth, the mayor of Hobbiton, and the final author of the Red Book.
Sam's transformation exceeds in breadth…

False information.
I am not a FoxNews fan, and neither am I a faux intellectual.
I am a genuine intellectual, and you are a troll.

Sooo.

And witty, too!
My god, your cup runneth over.

Regarding After Earth ...

My, you must be so very full of bliss.

I beg your pardon? Do you normally consider interjecting insult to be a valuable contribution to a discussion, or are you just suffering a chemical imbalance?

Now I see it!

I have never been to space and my familiarity with Earth from this vantage is entirely drawn from globes, but ...